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女孩们梦想中的丁丁到底有多大?

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本帖最后由 likemoves 于 2015-4-20 21:28 编辑

即使每个丁丁都很完美,但Elite Daily还是请一些女士画出他们理想的丁丁。
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原文地址:http://www.buzzfeed.com/abagg/wo ... t-penis#.meRLlqgd0O
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Women Draw Their Ideal Penis

女士们画出她们心中理想丁丁的尺寸
"This is actually my favorite thing to do, draw penises."

"这绝对是我最喜欢做的事情了,那就是画丁丁"

posted on April 15,2015, at 3:12 a.m.




作者:Allison Bagg BuzzFeed,Video Curator



Even though every penis isperfect, Elite Daily asked a group of women to draw theirideal penis.

即使每个丁丁都很完美,但Elite Daily还是请一些女士画出他们理想的丁丁

youtube.com / Via youtube.com

The women first discussed their optimalpenis size.

女士们开始对完美丁丁的尺寸进行讨论




(字幕)7英寸(注:约18厘米)






(字幕)6英寸(注:约15厘米)






(字幕)9英寸(约23厘米)?没人能受得了吧!


Results definitely varied! This womansaid she opposed large penises, as they give her "tummy cramps."

结果肯定有不一样的!这个女士就说丁丁太大也不好,因为它们会把她弄得"肚子疼"的。




(字幕)丁丁太大会让人难受的



And this woman had a visceral reactionto an uncircumcised penis, but that's just her opinion.

这位女士对没割包皮的丁丁有些排斥,但这只是她的想法。




(字幕)我曾经遇到过一个没割过包皮的…



After talking about their ideal penis, itwas time to draw it out.

对完美丁丁讨论过后,是时候把它画出来了。




(字幕)开始选择画笔


This woman had to think back to hermorning routine to imagine her perfect penis.

这个女士正努力回想起她每天清晨所神往的完美丁丁。




(字幕)让我想想今天早上…



But this woman has drawn a d*ck or twoand knew exactly where to begin.

可这位女士已经画出来一两个"屌"了,而且她绝对知道从哪下笔。




(字幕)这是我最喜欢做的事儿了,那就是画丁丁





And this woman just had to think back onthe many penises she's seen to decide which to draw.

这位女士正回想他所看过的一些丁丁,然后再决定画哪个




(字幕)呃~我看过不少,恩~看过不少



Some of the women used a ruler tomeasure their drawing, while others used their hands…

有些女士拿着尺量着画,另一些用他们的手比量着…


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But this woman wasn't happy with the toolsat her disposal.

但这位女士对手头上的工具感到不满




(字幕)纸太小了画不下(我需要一张大一点的纸)



This woman's boyfriend will behappy to hear she drew his anatomy.

这位女士男友要是知道她在画他的丁丁一定会很高兴的




(字幕)我想我画的是我男友的丁丁


…and now we know a lotabout him.

而且现在我们对他了解的更多了




(字幕)我真的有些喜欢下面的那俩球



But look at all these ideal penises!

可是..看看这些想象中的丁丁吧




So many different penises!

各式各样的丁丁




This one has to be the most unique,though.

不过,这个有点特殊





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AdamBraverman
about 15 hours ago
why do women hate uncircumcised penises. it'snatural, and is better for men (sensation and health wise). the women i havebeen with have actually said they feel deeper orgasms with an uncircumcisedpenis. American women hate if you dock a dogs tail, love if you mutilate yourpenis

为设么女生都不喜欢包皮啊。这是天生的,对男人有好处的(敏感又健康)。女生们,我说句实话。有包皮会让你们的高潮更深入的。如果有像狗丁丁那样会让美国女人厌恶的,爱护好你们脆弱的丁丁吧。(注:狗丁丁会像伞状张开,进去就会出不来,来源度娘)

azcats84
about 15 hours ago
Think about ways you see penises in pop culture.They are always uncircumcised. Even the penises middle schoolers draw on theirfriends' notebooks as a prank, they're uncircumcised. I think it just comesdown to something a little more foreign and unexpected, since they aren't seenin the media very often.


看看现在流行文化中的丁丁,它们全都是不带包皮的。甚至一些中学生在他们好友练习本里恶搞,画的也全是没包皮的。我就想这是不是以讹传讹,因为他们不常在媒体上看得到。


jujujuanes
about a day ago
Another sexist article here on Buzzfeed.Double standards all over Buzzfeed.

Buzzfeed的另种形式的性别歧视。Buzzfeed里的全是双重标准



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